Traffic Looting

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

Loti

Loti is an amazing girl, she’s all around perfect. Once she’s in your life she’s massively important to you, in fact you might say she is the centre of your life. There is never a second where she isn’t there to lift you up. I’m so lucky to have crossed passed paths with Loti. Whenever I’m with her I’m different, but in a good way. I smile and laugh more, she’s so easy to open up to abs always seems to make things better. She’s unbelievably gorgeous inside and out. I feel as if I’ve won the lottery with her, she is special and magic, she makes my life a thousand times better just by being there. When I look at her I know I have hit the jackpot like I said she’s smell around perfect, from her looks to her personality and her amazing voice.

Loti is perfect

by Bob_1,2,3 December 26, 2020

motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

The Lotion Defense

A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.

Hey Babe is that Jizz on the back of your yoga pants? No its body lotion! The Lotion Defense.

by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012