Lionel

To Lionel someone is to chose between two social options and then inform the party that was not chosen at the last possible moment.

Peter was going to come with on the bachelors weekend but then he Lionel'd us one hour before we were due to leave so he could attend the Justin Bieber concert instead.

by Notch"LifeSaver"Johnson August 07, 2014

a lionel

a lionel blair - stare. Referring to the 'cut you dead' stare that an angry Lionel Blair shot the disguised Noel Edmunds whilst being set up on for a 'gotcha' on Noels's House Party show.

He turned to his missus after coming out of the supermarket, having been given a filthy look by some old dear for pawing the melons for freshness....''Did you see her giving me a Lionel?''

by Celery Peach November 27, 2007

lionel

To be a mess or "messy"
Derived from the argentinian footballer Lionel Messi

"woah that custard slice was a bit lionel"

by Chazzy _D September 17, 2007

Lionels

A slang used for condoms.

"Let me just slip on one of my Lionels and we're good to go!"

by KittyBurger August 16, 2011

lionelle

A woman strong as a lion but also kind and nurturing.

You're a great person Lionelle

by ShastaOriana December 22, 2016

lionel

Something/Someone that can be slightly or considerably queer.

That guy in the purple tights is lionel.

by Marlon Sangalangalang yo October 21, 2007

Lionels

Cockney rhyming slang for flared trousers re: 'flares' - shortening of the full phrase 'Lionel Blairs'.

Fuck me! Look at the size of the Lionels on that twat!

by Pastor Kidneys December 20, 2007