Lidl

The lord of all supermarkets.
(isle 6 has half price chicken on the corner)

Tesco? Expensive
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago

by AshamedVids/YT/ June 3, 2019

lidl

The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Lidl

1.(Noun) A cheap ass store, resembling a 99 cent store in the USA. This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.

1.John : Wow, did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!

by Thibi February 3, 2008

lidl

a german supermarket. the worst in quality supermarket in greece. greeks make fun of them by saying the bad quality for example: ai gut uh deektsionery frawm leedle end ai bikeim da masta awf speling!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!

i bought an antivirus from lidl and my computer got embola. birthday cake from lidl for a really sad birthday.

by spongebob202red September 25, 2015

Lidl

The place to go when u want tae screp someone. You can also get a special deal, 20 packs of crisps for 15p and u can get a special on ur favourite fags! Lidl is also the only shop that sells marijuana, crack, heroine and more. Lidl's no.1 customers are Scott Sweetie (kinder bueno) and Savage Davidson.

Screp at the back of lidl

by Brian Easton Touches Little Ki November 20, 2020

Lidl

Lidl is the place u go when u want to screp someone. You can get 20 packs of crisps for 15 and u can get a special on ur favourite fags! Lidl is the only shop to sell crack, marijuana, heroin and more! Lidl's no.1 customers are Scott Sweetie(kinder bueno) and Savage Davidson.

Screp at the back of lidl

by Brian Easton Touches Little Ki November 20, 2020

Lidl

A popular British supermarket used all over Britain. Used for shopping and groceries by all the people and is a Retail Chain Company.

Hey Dad, I am going to Lidl to do some shopping.

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022