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levittown 

Fabulously psuedo ghetto fab. Where else can you get the druggies, the wiggers, the weirdos, and the freaks all mushed into one. Each district has their own quirks.
Levittown is a town for the fast and furious of Pennsylvania without the crazy city buzz. We love our Wawa's, loudass cars, and malls. So close to NJ you can practically taste the place (not recommended).
"so where are you from?"
"levittown."
"wheres that?"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!!"
levittown by C T April 16, 2006
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levittown 

Trash talking pussies ass mommas boys and little princesses who grow up listen to z-100 for a couple of years, add mtv throw in tri county and a few wiggers and presto, fucking levittown
Hey mike why are they running away from this fight, theres 3 of us and 9 of them?

Mike: dont you see theyre running scared because its in their nature theyre from levittown
levittown by george November 18, 2004

levittown pennsylvania 

levittown is a philly "suburb" located roughly 30 minutes east of the city. our neighborhoods are called sections and are marked by a large usually blue sign. the names of the streets start the the same first letter of the setion it is located in. it is very diverse. we have every kind of person from the emo kids, hoodrats and even an old acid fried hippy who trains squirrels.most kids in L-town complain that there is not much to do but drink, fuck and smoke buddha. that is not far from the truth. when confronted by someone from another town the typical L-towner will defend it and come up with many reasons why its a good place to live. Levittown is notorious for L-Town Brown which is shitty kind weed that gives you a 1 hour high accompanied by a vicious headache. However, most of the herb in levittown is good because it is either homegrown or comes from philly. most of the teens in levittown smoke trees which at times makes regs hard to find, leaving only higher quality bud such as dank and headdies which many cant afford. wawa is the shit
damn, L-town is fuckin boreing, lets go down to the wall and smoke a blunt thenwander around appltree for awhile before we raid ur fridge.

levittown pennsylvania

Levittown Roll 

When a person rolls through a stop sign like a dirty L-towner.
Nick- "Way to stop Nate!"
Nate "I got that Levittown roll!"

Levittown (New York) 

Like the Wantagh Indians said, "Levittown (an indian word) means 'Land With No Basements.'"
Q - Got a rumpus room?
A - Nope, I live in Levittown (New York).

Or

Q - Have you any extra storage downstairs?
A - No. There is no "downstairs," I live in Levittown (New York).

levittown brown 

(noun) marijuana that is brown in color and of low quality. usually found in levittown.
All the weed around here is some levittown brown.
levittown brown by mikealika August 28, 2007

Levittown Russian 

Milk and Sprite over ice in a dirty rocks glass.
Yo son, what'd you want to drink?

I'll take a Levittown Russian.