layer cake

The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.

Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.

by Birdamus December 3, 2013

layer 8

c.f. the OSI (7 layer) reference model (physical, link, network, transport, session, presentation, application). "Layer 8" refers to variably the "political", "management", "lawyer", "business", or "money" layer, or some other element the speaker wishes to be denigrate as being technically irrelevant and therefore stupid. Nearly always followed by the word "issues" or "problem".

Not only was the ISO protocol stack technically over-engineered, it became far too embroiled in Layer 8 issues to ever become useful.

Yes, some of our Exchange users need IMAP, but some moron in the security group thinks it isn't "secure". It's a Layer 8 problem.

by clarkg March 18, 2014

layer of fun

The fat layer/dad bod that covers the entirety of a dad’s torso

“Your dad has a lot muscle but it’s just covered with a layer of fun.”

by HypeNa July 12, 2020

layer 8 problem

The problem sits in front of the Computer.

The Programm doesn't have a bug ,it's a layer 8 problem.

by Richardk2n June 18, 2017

Layer Cake

Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.

Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'

by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004

layer cake

Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.

That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.

by KingConyers September 8, 2009

layer cake

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009