lamous

Contraction of the words lame and famous. Sometimes spelled "lameous." Not to be confused with lameass.

Used to describe so-called celebrities who are famous for no good reason, especially an internet celebrity or Myspace member who thinks he/she is hot shit because he/she has 50,000 profile views and 10,000 friends. Can also apply to Paris Hilton and her ilk.

Tila Tequila is so awesome! She has, like, a fucktillion friends!

Yeah, bro, but she's just lamous.

by adrielkelsick December 29, 2008

Lamezoes

Something that is super lame and uncool. So uncool that lame doesn't even begin to cover it.

He blew me off tonight, that's so lamezoes.

by Norm Knutzen October 21, 2010

Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

lamazing

From lamaze. Breathing using the Lamaze technique to reduce pain or when in a crisis.

When I saw him with that girl I was lamazing so bad my girlfriend though I was having a nervous breakdown.

by Priscila April 25, 2007

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

LAMOJ

Literal translation is Laugh at My Own Joke. Used in a setting where one finds his/her previous statement humorous. Can be used in a verbal conversation in its two syllable form. Can be used in the past tense by affixing the -ing post-fix.

Goku: I'll defeat you you Frieza!
Frieza: You and what army? LAMOJ

by London New York September 6, 2009