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L.B.S.P.

Light Brown Skinned Person. It is used to describe someone with light brown skin, usually from the Asian region, so as not to classify them as "Indian" or "Muslim."
You see that L.B.S.P. over there? I think he's from Pakistan, but I'm not sure.
by Dennis Grass Theft May 14, 2011
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L.B.B.S.

A stud that is very light skin and is a young stud.
(LightBrightBabyStud)
Yoo, L.B.B.S.”
“wasssgoody”
by Shortymc23 January 19, 2021
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i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d

im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too
by girlwhohatesliving August 10, 2020
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Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings
You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)
by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023
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L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"
Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S
by Squirl76 December 1, 2009
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)
It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"
by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021
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