The L.A Beast

The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.

*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.

'Who's that man running around with no pants on?'

'Oh, that's just the L.A Beast.'

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

by Lol L bozo u got no dad June 7, 2022

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

by verb dog August 29, 2011

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone

ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

by braids36 December 7, 2020