A stupid black holiday that is supposed to have an "African" vibe to it. The only problem is that Kwanza was invented in california in the latter half of the 20th century.
by Derm November 25, 2003
That other holiday nobody really cares about, because:
1. They're too busy buying things for Christmas
or
2. They're too busy complaining about how Chanukah isn't appreciated enough
1. They're too busy buying things for Christmas
or
2. They're too busy complaining about how Chanukah isn't appreciated enough
by yoyobling December 20, 2004
a brand new religion stemming back to "illbeats" a video maker on youtube, he made a video called "re:dick in a box"
in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box"
moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog
in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box"
moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog
by colibri January 12, 2007
A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
by Jackson Chau January 20, 2007
A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.
Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
by Jackson Chau January 02, 2007
Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?
Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.
Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
by t-style December 28, 2005