Kwanza

It's hanukkah for niggers.

"Hey Jamal, happy kwanza!" As miles brought in a KFC family bucket.

by Jack Lundon January 16, 2017

kwanza

a brand new religion stemming back to "illbeats" a video maker on youtube, he made a video called "re:dick in a box"
in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box"
moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog

"need i say more"
"oh yeaahhhh"
"kwanzaaaahhhh"

by colibri December 10, 2008

Kwanza

The holiday everybody forgot about because they were too busy buying presents for Christmas.

What is Kwanza? i need to buy more presents for Christmas.

by Plz Go Awey April 3, 2016

Kwanza

"A word that expresses either ‘fuck it’ or ‘WAZZUPPPP’.”

Kwanzaaa

by LJThaStarr November 11, 2025

Kwanza'd

to be PWND, brutally killed, completely obliterated

Halo announcer: Head Shot- sniper spree
Sniper: That noob just got Kwanza'd!
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Fallout 3 Blowing up Megaton. Megaton just got Kwanza'd

by JewishPope January 27, 2009

Kwanza Klaus

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

kwanza rock

seasonal euphemism for crack cocaine

ho ho ho let's go smoke some kwanza rocks

by t-style July 21, 2008