kwaker

1. Someone who ditches his/her friends to go take a nap while pretending to do SAT homework.

"Want to go play brawl"
"No thanks i'm doing SAT homework"
*Walks into his house and finds Sam knocked out on his bed with his SAT practice book next to his pillow
"What a kwaker"

by sexy boii aka seong July 23, 2009

kwakked

Pronounced kwok'd.

(adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated.

After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, funny glass that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

Alternate spelling: kwaked.

"Dude, I think the server-chick is pretty farghin' kwakked, too."

by AmosDW May 19, 2007

Knaked

When you're so fucking knackered that even saying the word is too much effort.

Sometimes misspent as 'Naiked'

Mate 1: Yo man how was that skatty jungle rave last night?
Mate 2: Was sick man, i'm knaked as fuck though.

by PrangyDino January 12, 2017

kaked

Totally wiped out! Fast asleep with no sign of waking after a busy day.

The baby has been running riot all day and is now kaked

by Rainbow kisses February 7, 2014

Kraked

Adj. A word that describes a female who will do anything to achieve attention, including, but not limited to, betraying trust, various sex acts, and slander. Similar to a whore, except whores get paid, and a kraked girl just does it for the thrill.

" 'Jake, that girl is wearing a really short skirt, fishnets, and looks like she'd hop in bed with anyone.'
'Dude, you're right. She's totally kraked.' "

by EhhCanadaEhh September 29, 2009

Kraked Pepper

A cocktail containing Kraken Spiced Rum and Dr. Pepper

I don't remember drinking any Kraked Pepper last night.

by jonathanesal May 9, 2017

kwalked off the job

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.

Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.

by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021