a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009
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Get the krystyna mug.fucked up eyes, has NO dick, that's right, sound familiar you stupid freak? well it should because he has NO dick, I reached down and there was NOTHING there, thats right!!! And I'm going to open my big old nigger mouth and tell everyone what I THINK happened because of the childish, moronic, ugly, idiotic, disgusting, shitlife, poor, pathetic loser that he is. The only thing he has going for him is that he is tall and even that sucks because it only makes his ugliness stand out in a crowd. Congratulations now everyone knows you have no dick, what a man you must feel like spreading lies about people who did the right thing by leaving your poor ass, what a man
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