by SydneySilver April 23, 2016
Get the Kryptonite mug.You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!
by anonymous May 21, 2021
Get the kryptonlmao mug.A rodent. Specially a cute humanoid rodent. She likes walnuts, huge garbage bins and tons of cheese before falling asleep. If you're lucky enough to have one as a partner, feed them and don't let them go !
She ordered 3 packs of walnuts and got caught digging through the trash by a neighbor, she's such a kruntak !
by jordimg May 21, 2022
Get the kruntak mug.Krysta is generally an exceptionally beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl, with a heart of gold that shines in everything she does. She isn't afraid to break every expectation you set and won't bother sticking to her friends rules, preferring to make her own as she goes. Her friends are often carefully chosen after a good while and She is incredibly forgiving and forgivable . It is really hard for friend and foe to not admire what a awesome person she is. Thanks to her forgivable nature she guaranteed will not break a single heart she cares about. Gods bless Krysta!
"Tbh Krysta is probably the coolest and most awesome person in school"
Person 1
"She can't even break hearts for goodness sakes, not that that's a bad thing"
Person 1
"She can't even break hearts for goodness sakes, not that that's a bad thing"
by EchoMonkey December 1, 2019
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This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!
Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol
by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013
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Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
Get the krystal ball mug.A girl that’s been through hell and back but won’t let a soul see it. She keeps up on the ones she loves. Deep down just needs someone to show her just as much love as she’s willing to share herself.
by Miagar June 19, 2020
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