Kroegeroke

To karaoke with the intention of sounding bad (like that of Chad Kroeger of Nickelback); or, to karaoke while very sick and full of throat kroegers.

"We are all going Kroegeroke-ing tonight, wanna go?"

"You're going wha?"

"Kroegeroke-ing."

"I don't know what that is, but you guys are assholes. So, no."

by Sesty Bistit March 22, 2010

kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.

Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.

by Chabio December 14, 2014

Kroger Brand

used to describe something that is unsatisfactory, cheap, or bad quality

"Your car sounds so bad it's Kroger Brand!"

by dreadtoad December 18, 2008

kroger cart tan

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.

Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!

by maria l. September 25, 2006

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 1, 2003

Chode Kroeger

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

Krogers

A code name for strip club. Effectively lets you and your friends talk freely about the titty bar without turning any heads.

Hey bro. I got a pocket full of cash lets go to Krogers.

by ChalieX November 17, 2010