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Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.
Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.
by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011
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kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.
There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.
by Mark November 8, 2003
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krilling

The act of standing in an area with a large amount of women passing through and hitting on as many as possible in a short period of time. Typically outside the exit at bar closing time or ideally at the bottom of the escalator leaving one of Vegas' fancier clubs. Based on the way whales just swim with their mouths open through schools of krill and eat as much as they can.
"Its almost 4:00 AM, let's head over to Tao and do some krilling before we hit the strip clubs."
by Summer of Rob March 6, 2009
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hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.
"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."
by The_J_Man March 2, 2009
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krinking

Did you see Dilly on the dance floor? He was Krinking his ass off!
by Krunk & Dilly December 15, 2008
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Crinkling

His/Her diaper was crinkling when they waddled.
by Todaler February 24, 2019
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Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.
by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019
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