Kringle 

even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.

Bo,the junkie,bought some crack from a one-legged,mud-covered,kringle.

Kringle by Zac January 17, 2004

kringle 

A kringle is when feces gets attached to ones butt hair and dries there.

After mooning the principal, we noticed Alex had kringles on his butt, apparently from being too hairy and not correctly wiping his butt.

kringle by George HK August 1, 2008

kringle 

1. One's certain movements, mannerisms and/or habits. Usually it is unique to them.

2. When one makes certain movements or acts in a certain manner.

2. When you pinch all of your fingers towards the inside of your palm, and raise it above your head, that would be kringle.

You can give kringle to somebody when you do something strange.

I've gotten kringle by looking at someone saying something weird to me, or acting in a certain manner. I inherit kringle from them.

The sister in Pet Semetery has kringle.

Certain moves that a certain star makes on stage is kringle.

When skateboarders are doing jumps, they'll commit kringle.

Jim Carey has full kringle.

Dennis Rodman has basketball kringle.

kringle by trend July 16, 2004

kringle 

A verb; to make something Christmassy.
Derived from Chris Kringle, an alternate name for Santa Claus.
Found in the PVP strip for November 17, 2004.

I hate when people start kringling their houses before Thanksgiving.

"You kringled my iPod."

kringle by l33tm0nk3y October 11, 2008

Kringle 

A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.

My wife has a bad case of the Kringles

Kringle by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021

Kringle 

Another word for boss, or authority figure.

I hate my god damned Kringle! I want to shoot him!

Kringle by Megan January 22, 2004

Kringle 

Taiwanese American slang for a controlled substance, typically referring to ecstasy or amphetamines.

Friend1: Yo we picking up that kringle before we hit the club?

Friend2: Hundo P, just have to swing by my mom's to grab some food she made first. I guess she was up all night making it special for us or something.

Kringle by LeoMarbson March 28, 2020