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Kimmeltime

a maturation process; the ultimate destination for all females; a Christianized version of nirvana; a right of passage for young females consisting of the horizontal expression of vertical desire usually acted out on lofts or in bedrooms
Although Jane was a veteran of the rude, in order for her to live a full life she first needed to experience Kimmeltime in a personal way.
by wjbaker1 January 4, 2008
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Jimmy Kimmel

A thrall used by Marxists/Elitists to program the average idiot.
John: Jimmy Kimmel said orange man bad.
Everyone: HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA~!!!!!!
by Aristotle the logician October 8, 2020
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jimmy kimmel

A straight social denerate who kills the mood and makes you want to cheat on your girl, murder babies, and join a terrorist organization.
Bitch blood: hey man let's watch Jimmy Kimmel
Beast blood: what you like Jimmey kimmel? no wonder girls always dump you before sex. i don't think we can be friends anymore. besides my man Gassy Mexican is streaming. fuck that boring nobody
by beastblood October 18, 2015
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krismelly

A mix of intriguing personalities, can turn from dotting her I's and crossing her T's impeccable manner to wild and unpredictable, but no less fascinating. Can discuss any subject from Fashion to religion to politics , you name it. Simply herself making no apologies for it. How do you truly describe her? Well how do you catch a cloud and pin it down? She is intellectual, her mind is first class and views are extraordinary. Easily bored, likes to move around and adventurous. Renowned by her charm but don't let that sweet and innocent face fool you for she is extremely fierce, but a lover not a fighter unless you cause her to turn into the hulk that hides inside her. While everyone views her as a sweet, innocent loving persons her quiet side revials a lot about her for she hides the nymphomaniac she is. A woman any man would die for.
by Nymphomanick January 9, 2014
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jimmy kimmel

the voice actor for insectosaurus from "monsters vs aliens"
hay thats the guy who voiced insectosaurus.
yep thats jimmy kimmel
by big_oucne June 23, 2021
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Kimmeling

When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Jimmy Kimmel is a crybaby. When an adult male cries over an imaginary social injustice, that's called "kimmeling".
by Don Train May 9, 2018
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Amanda Kimmel

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER. Participated in the 15th and the 16th seasons.
Dude, that Amanda Kimmel from Survivor is one of the hottest chicks alive!
by AmandaLov3r October 18, 2008
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