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Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.
I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!
by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006
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Krave

One of the best cereals to be produced in the universe. Crunchy wheat exterior; creamy chocolate interior. No mortal can resist Krave's delicious glory.
Tom: Have you heard of that new Krave cereal Kellogg's is selling now?
Tim: Oh yeah dude, it's legit. I'm addicted to the stuff!
Tom: Holy crap, same here!
*high five*
by Dell Conagher August 19, 2012
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kravenko

-noun.
1) A person whom others feel the need to give the utmost respect to. They are marked by their honesty and connections to truth.

2) A highly active third eye. The third eye is a mystical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna chakra located in the brain between one's eyebrows. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance (which includes the ability to observe chakras and auras), precognition, and out-of-body experiences. People who have allegedly developed the capacity to utilize their third eyes are sometimes known as Kravenkos because they can understand and see everything, like the third eye.
Dudue, I feel like we're being watched....

Yeah, sorry, its my kravenko, I'll shut it.
by efyoyodc December 25, 2010
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krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.
"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"
by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008
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Kramer

Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.
(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.
by MmarkyMmarx June 8, 2010
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Kramerica

Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.
Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.
by Michael B. March 2, 2004
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Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.
Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.
by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006
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