Kitting

Achieving sentences which APPEAR to make sense but actually don't

Doug - "you did see Zero Punctuation right?"
Kit - "Yes. the long long long long long , , , "
Doug - "stop kitting!"

by Nebarik January 13, 2009

Knotting

To walk around in a random manner, whilst conducting a reconnaissance.

Andrew was knotting around the golf course when he stumbled across a work colleague.

The military patrol was knotting around southern district when they were engaged by an enemy patrol.

by Ben_1979 January 14, 2022

Kittinger

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023

Keri Kooting

I tend to say I ain't the one... I have said this for decades.... and someone asked me what it actually means...

"I'm not the one".

Haha if you know you know lmao

Don't f+-* with me. You are biting off more than you can chew. I'm more than just talk. You are starting a fight with the wrong person. "I'm not the one, I'm Keri Kooting"

by NaySuperfly June 22, 2021

Knotting

When you tie your foreskin like a balloon and use it as a condom.

Knotting - When you tie your foreskin like a balloon and use it as a condom.

Female: Did you bring a condom?
Male: No I can just knot my foreskin and use it like a condom.

by OneWat3ryBoi March 30, 2020

Kosting

Kosting, originated from the name Kostas (see Kostas for info,) means following. To Kost means to follow. A word normally used in DnD.

1.BRB I'm going to kost Alex until I get back.
2. Stop kosting me and go down your own dark tunnel!

by Manibumble January 31, 2009

Kit-Katting

Whilst fingering a girl/woman, kit-katting is the act of getting two fingers up her snatch and two up her bum. this resembles a 4-fingered KitKat in half. This maneuovre is quite complex and is most likely to be performed on slut or someone quite loose. The best method would be to breach the anus first, as this is the most difficult part, then proceed to her fanny. Not confirmed if this is pleasurable or just weird.

Henry - 'Hey man how was that slut last night. Any Kit-Katting action?'
Bill - 'Yeh man i managed to four finger her.'
Henry - 'Did she like it?'
Bill - 'I dunno she was passed out'

by Benbo May 30, 2006