Klotzing

The act of banging ones hand or fist on a flat surface while laughing in a loud aggressive manner.

He was klotzing in the break room.

by bowlofgravy42 October 18, 2017

Koontzing Out

-transitive verb

The act of simultaneously taking offense, complaining, and arguing aggressively about subjects that have little to no consequence on real life affairs. "Koontzing out" will continue whether attention is given or not, effects multiplied astronomically when mixed with alcohol.

"Dude, you hit my Macbook, with a packet of fire sauce that did absolutely no damage, do you know how much this thing co--"

"Dude. Dude. DUDE. You're Koontzing out right now. Stop. Stop. HEY. STOP." *leaves room*

by Thadeus Cook February 24, 2011

Kootsi'd

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.

"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"

by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008

kootz

the act of getting absolutely shmacked.

“bro last night i was so kootzed i woke up on my front lawn naked”

by steftristin123 July 19, 2021

Meat Koozie

Another word for the pubic area of a females anatomy that helps to keep a gentleman's member nice and insulated during intercourse.

My sister's friend showed me her Meat Koozie and it reminded me of an old catchers mit.

by That'sWhat SheSaid(7508) July 31, 2008

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 23, 2012

kootsie

female sex organs, minge

Her blog is so kootsie.

by waldi June 23, 2009