konkey dong

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

by stevejonbob January 16, 2022