A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.
I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!
by Mike Van Horne February 22, 2005
by frogger vs kong November 01, 2009
by A SQUAD May 27, 2009
by mizezslo June 02, 2019
To sit your testicles on another mans testicles while banging your chest like a sexually frustrated gorilla.
by MUgango January 12, 2014
a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang
by Fake McFakeman December 04, 2003
you look like a kong today
by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009