Kong

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

by Mike Van Horne February 22, 2005

Kong

to kong someone is to tell a negro off

"shut up king kong
you should be put back in ur cage bitch"

by frogger vs kong October 31, 2009

konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

by mizezslo June 1, 2019

kong kong

To sit your testicles on another mans testicles while banging your chest like a sexually frustrated gorilla.

"I totally want to Kong Kong you tonight Craige."

by MUgango January 12, 2014

kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

by Fake McFakeman December 3, 2003

kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009