kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020

Kombuchapilled

Something so normal, so commonly experienced, usually mundane in nature. This is referring to the effect of kombucha on the human mind, known to make one docile and unknowing of the real complex truths. The theory is called “Forced Neurotypicalism” by Prof. Brooks, published in late 2017. The theory has been popular within the mycologist community, though, it still isn’t common knowledge to the general population.

Dude, that’s so kombuchapilled. Have you not heard of the kombucha effect? Did you drink any recently??

by Snam May 26, 2023

Kombucha

a drink made up of fermented fruits and cum (preferably 17-year-old guys). Virgin Kombucha is without the cum.

Josh- hey what are you drinking?
Guy Fieri- just some virgin kombucha
Josh- mind if I cum in it?
Guy Fieri- Go right ahead!

by CumHereOften? November 29, 2020

Kombucha girl

being Indecisive about weather you like something or not

i really like this show!

actually i don’t.
maybe i do?
yeah i do.

actually no i don’t

omg i sound like the kombucha girl

by Danika is awesome October 16, 2019

Kombucha

GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!

Iam "Here try this."

Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"

Iam "Kombucha."

Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"

Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."

Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"

Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Kombucha

Contrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'.

"Ohh, Mr. Darcy! Will you do me the honor of sniffing my Kombucha?" Implored Elizabeth, once Jane had left them alone together for a moment in the Conservatory.

Darcy knelt, took in a deep whiff and then after a long pause, punctuated only by the delightful song of a caged canary, replied, "Hmmm! It's sweeter than I expected, almost fruity!"

by unit1of1 July 25, 2014