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Kombucha king 

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

Kombucha king by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020