KOD

Knock Out D**k
When you make your girl orgasm too many times too quickly and now she can barely move. She knocked out

Me- wanna be on top now?
Girl- zzzzzz

Me- damn this KOD!

by KIDD⊙ May 20, 2015

KOD

Kind Of Douchey - Borderline lame, lacking creativity and originality. A bore.

Look at Tony Romo out on the field, his hair is KOD.

by Harty McHotterson February 7, 2010

KOD

Short for KING OF DIRT. a dirt jumping competition. Some of the greatest riders compete.

1.) dude did u see the KOD this year?
2.) Ya it was freakin crazy.
3.) ya dude, nyquist threw a double backflip in the finals

by BKOD November 29, 2004

KOD

The king of depression

To many heartbreaks got me feeling like the KOD

by Whattoknow October 23, 2018

KODS

pronounced cods

Meaning King Of The Dusches

Someone of this nature is not only a pompus jackass, they are the leader of the entire pompus jackass clan.

Cory is such a KODS! I can't believe he expected everyone else to watch his kids so he could play on his computer all night long.

by SoKinkos August 5, 2008

KOD

Abbreviated for King Of Dorksters. He or she 'leader' or 'person in charge' of a group of dorksters. The King of Dorksters usually have a more 'dorky' characteristic compared to other dorksters in the same & particular group. The King of Dorksters only retires when someone more 'silly', 'foolish' and 'lame' successfully challenges with the current KOD by having more 'dorky' characteristic than the current KOD.

A conversation between Person A and Person B.
Person A: My ambition is to become the KOD!!!
Person B: LMAO, in your dreams dude. You are 100 years not silly enought to become one.

by suki~ July 1, 2006

KoD

abbreviation of Knights of Dalaran, a World of Warcraft guild on Thunderhorn server. A large guild known for pwning world bosses.
Used as a reference to compare with other guilds

My guild will never be the size of KoD. I wish we could raid like KoD.

by Twitterz November 3, 2006