koch

Enjoys receiving anal pleasure and/or blumpkins. Often cannot stop studying chemistry, yet he has the largest testicles known to man.

Holy shit koch, you have to stop blumpkining and studying.

by Strumdingler February 1, 2005

Koch

Very decent and "appropriate' manner of stating the word 'Cock'.

Although it is spelled " kaw - csh

Damn!!! That drunk guy was being such a Koch!!

by hits December 7, 2003

koch

A horrible excuse fpr a Boyfriend.
A know it all.

Jacquie you need to break up with koch.
That koch thinks he knows everything.

by Durinda February 3, 2008

Koch

To fake an orgasm as a guy. Not faking it as a women.

Molly:How was he lastnight?!
Taylor:It was great! Except I think he koched it....
Molly: Well at least you got off!

by Liberalal March 11, 2011

Koch

The word Koch means that a person is gay.

You can tell he's so Koch.

by jctns May 3, 2008

Koch

An ethnic slur of unknown origin in reference any and all attendees of science-fiction and fantasy conventions. Specifically used outside of Jack in he Boxes.

Hey! Whats up you dirty Koch?

Dont be such a Koch.

by Misskatonik April 13, 2009

Koch

an action to move tilt your head either left or right

when i say koch you MUST tilt your head

by Jwords April 26, 2008