knudaf

(vt.) The same basic idea as a fadunk In a knudaf, after the initial fadunk has been completed, you bring the hips around so that the slap is duplicated across the other side of the face.

After I fadunked Jim's mother, I decided to give her a knudaf.

by David Finkelstein August 6, 2004

Jack Knudsen

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....

from all over the world
the geezer
lemon squeezer
woman pleaser
jack knudsen

by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021

Knuddy

a knuddy is a man that is badly whipped by a female of a different ethnic background.

Hey, dude why are you wearing that sobrero. Man you are such a knuddy.

by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

Knudde

A real dutch word. It is used to express how stupid/worthless something is. This word is not used as much anymore, it was invented in 1925. I want 'Knudde' to become a fucking used word again so say it.

A: Shit man my house is on fire, and dinosaurs are eating it, why my rival is fucking my wife
B: Damn, that's knudde.

by YouknowwhoIamDavid February 26, 2017

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

Knuddel

noun.

The Knuddel is online currency in the chat room www(.)knuddels(.)com. "Knuddeln" is German and translates into a long, nice cuddle.

I have three Knuddels! (it is similar to having three euros in the real world)
I just knuddeled you! (similar to cuddle someone)

by LittlFairy July 7, 2009

Old Knudsen

Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma.

Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen.

Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.

"You kicked the fuck out of those 3 big guys just like Old Knudsen would."

"My girl ran off with another bloke, she says hes hung like Old Knudsen."

by Billy one ear February 16, 2010