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Knowledge Flex

To expand on an unnecessary point to show your knowledge in an area; To derail a meeting by giving unnecessary information to show how smart you are; When more than one person is doing a knowledge flex in a meeting it is a Knowledge Flex Off
Our 25 minute meeting yesterday went for an hour with that guy doing a knowledge flex
by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008
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Street Knowledge

It’s the knowledge/wisdom that comes from the streets, with the act of experiencing things outside your bubble. One must walk, alone or with somebody, to know the extent of reality.
A man must not only be wise, but know how things work in practical means.
Street knowledge tells you the places you should go, and the places you don’t. Same thing applies to life.
by LordMittens86 March 13, 2018
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Knowlesy Time

The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
by mcarse July 11, 2010
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knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.
Hey, have you heard Knowledge Strength Integrity's new song?
by Ronathon the Donathon June 8, 2020
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Matt Knowles challenge

To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
by HarryTipper May 27, 2011
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Eating the feces of knowledge

A man who takes a dump on stage throw at people and I'm smarter than you because I eat the feces of knowledge
by Kingofdick December 21, 2019
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Product knowledge

Knowledge of a financial product/market; implying a deep and esoteric understanding that differentiates the contributions of holder(s) of the knowledge from the pool of mediocre druggery that is capital markets middle office.
His ability to procrastinated is only surpassed by his product knowledge.
by OldYeller January 22, 2010
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