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Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich
My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night
by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010
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Patchouli Knowledge

Patchouli, sometimes nicknamed 'Patchy', is a witch that lives in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is mostly seen in the library, which holds a vast amount of books. She is incredibly smart and well acquainted with magic, but, because of her poor health, she is unable to put her talents to good use.

She's fairly short and spends most of her time reading. She is often seen in her lavender colored dress, has purple hair and eyes. She wheres a hat that matches her dress and it has one blue and one red ribbon attached to it. There is also a crescent moon attached to the front of her hat.
Person 1: Patchouli Knowledge is my favorite Touhou character.
Person 2: I like Patchy, but she's really not that interesting, all she does is read.
by Some Twink August 18, 2014
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Knowledge Flex

To expand on an unnecessary point to show your knowledge in an area; To derail a meeting by giving unnecessary information to show how smart you are; When more than one person is doing a knowledge flex in a meeting it is a Knowledge Flex Off
Our 25 minute meeting yesterday went for an hour with that guy doing a knowledge flex
by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008
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Street Knowledge

It’s the knowledge/wisdom that comes from the streets, with the act of experiencing things outside your bubble. One must walk, alone or with somebody, to know the extent of reality.
A man must not only be wise, but know how things work in practical means.
Street knowledge tells you the places you should go, and the places you don’t. Same thing applies to life.
by LordMittens86 March 13, 2018
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Knowlesy Time

The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
by mcarse July 11, 2010
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knower

A person that knows every damn thing.
Laura is a knower of all things.
by hot wheel January 13, 2017
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knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.
Hey, have you heard Knowledge Strength Integrity's new song?
by Ronathon the Donathon June 8, 2020
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