kneehab

Rehabilitation for the knee.

I sprained my knee on the dance floor doing the robot so now my PT is sending me through kneehab.

by showboat4 March 19, 2010

knecht

Knecht is a german insult, that originaly comes from the medival times and was a word for someone that is something like a servant. It is often used in for people named Linus.

Dieser Linus ist ein Knecht. (this linus is a knecht.)

by lackschnueffler October 2, 2023

The Knecht Effect

The Knecht Effect describes the statistical certainty that, if one has many possessions, at least one will always be in a state of disrepair. In other words -- something always needs fixing. The underlying math is simple, being based on expansion of the binomial (a + b)^n, where "a" represents the probability of something being in good working order, "b" is the probability of it needing to be fixed (note that a + b = 1.0), and "n" is the number of possessions one owns.

(named after the research psychologist, William R. Knecht (pronounced like "connect"), who first noted the phenomenon)

As I got older, I became a victim of the Knecht Effect. I owned so much stuff that at least one thing was always broken, and I was spending half my life getting stuff fixed.

by Two Hep Cats April 22, 2022

kneus

something your Dutch friends might say when you're being an idiot

You: *does something stupid in front of your Dutch friend*
Dutch friend: "kneus"

by sugoi-stroopwafel May 4, 2015

kneuken in de keuken

shagging in the kitchen

someone had this term quoted on a webpage profile. I was curious as to what it meant. I searched it through the net. Found a blog page with it quoted:

although, "kneuken in de keuken" does mean "shagging in the kitchen"..

found it humorous. I guess I must have been high. lol.

i remembered doing my ex in the kitchecn... it was alright..

but i searched for a little bit, and don't thinks it anything. just stumbled on someones personal quote like a "tabernac" but maybe not so harsh of a word...or dog fucking..or whipping something up in the kitchen. The kitchen is definitely an interesting place.. :)

by R.A.H 6-6-81 December 17, 2009

kneehigh to a grass hopper

very short person or object

fred - 'u seen jess recetly?' james - 'yer' fred - 'shes kneehigh to a grass hopper aint she'

by mmmcheese August 29, 2007

KneeHaw

The sound one makes while having and also term for great knee pit sex, like a cowboy saying yeehaw but having to do with the knee.

Hey Angela it's time for some kneehaw.

by Xxjo_mamaxX August 30, 2021