When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.
by Big Yetti April 25, 2011
Get the the kneeling rabbi mug.an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing
girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.
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by norma76564 December 25, 2016
Get the kaylor keeling mug.male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
Get the kneeling assistant mug.Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
by Peppermint T October 30, 2014
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by gynocologist January 12, 2010
Get the keeling mug.A chick that is always asking for your cock, she never stops..all she wants to do involves your penis .. she plays with your cock as you sleep, kneading it into a woody.
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he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
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by StephsToyz June 24, 2010
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