klutzfuckery

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.

Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!

by Katatbat October 10, 2020

klutz

A Clumsy person.

That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz

by Total Clad May 15, 2004

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

Oliver Klozoff

A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.

Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....

by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010

klatznik

When things don’t go your way, kind of like “oh snap!” (From LoliRock)

Iris, Princess of... Oh klatznik.

by what’syourdamage October 5, 2018

klitz

klitz is a nerd with a big dick

“look at him did you see him in that sex ed video?”
“oh yeah that’s klitz”

by Vsshatt May 18, 2022

kanji klutz

An entry level or otherwise beginning/newbie student of the Japanese language. Not always a weaboo, this term can be used to describe anyone with a genuine interest in the Japanese language to people who just want to translate doujinshi for lolz.

Harold is such a kanji klutz, poor guy's struggling to complete the homework for Japanese class.

by TeenAuthor June 22, 2008