Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

by Haydoom December 22, 2008

Klover

Is really kind-hearted loving and open-minded her smile can light up a bright room if you need a klover you will finally have a true friend she's a very awesome person

Oh do you have a true friend if your friend's name is in klover it's not a true friend

by Taylor Tay Tay klover is the b November 5, 2018

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

by pynchin February 2, 2013

kut klose

Kut klose is an r&b group thats hit single was "surrender" in 1995

I love kut klose

by Shitblox October 21, 2015

klosorrow

A love or romantic shipping between two fictional furies that come a game franchise known as Klonoa. The two characters in question are Klonoa and King of Sorrow. Klonoa is a dream traveller sent to help Sorrow in achieving his main desire in the PlayStation 2 sequel Lunatea's Veil. King of Sorrow is a depressed individual seeking Klonoa's help to spread his final message to others within his world. Anyway, if you have time to kill and love platformers, this series is a fantastic one to dive right into.

Whenever Klonoa and King of Sorrow show affection for each other they act in klosorrow, to reflect romantic interest.

by Cabbicus C'Itali November 12, 2020

Klose

A man who uses his head efficiently.

"does he use his head wisely?"

"don't worry, he's a Klose"

by Strait facts November 10, 2017

kooser

a kook/loser.
someone who is both a kook and a loser.
combined.
can only be used when the person is seriously lame.
or seriously a kook
or seriously a loser.
its pretty self explanatory.

-"oh my god that teacher is such a kooser"
-"yeah... what a kooser"
-"you said it wrong, you're such a kooser"

by karissa13456 July 18, 2009