Klahompton

The hardest hood' on the Sam-Town 'Teau, most cars are german and you could get shot for buying the wrong bubble tea. The Klahanie projects are rated by "Crack Whore Monthly" as one of the Top Ten places to buy crack and/or get shot.

"Yo, I am heading down to Klahompton, do you want me to pick you up some crack and bubble tea"

by CricketeerGhettoBitch May 21, 2006

knoah

Knoah’s are the most hot and handsome guys they are almost the best at everything if you play smash or pass on a knoah you’ll smash

Knoah’s are the most hot and handsome guys in the world

by Dragon guy October 9, 2021

klahanie

also known as klahompton. where the kids think that they are "the shit" because they smoke or hang out at QFC all night long and get followed by freaks in cars. the awesome kids who think its cool to make crosswalk signs look like monsters with spray paint. where teenagers think that they are "bomb.com" because they have a starbucks cup in their hand.

klahanie. home of the amazing Quality Food Center.

by michelle_mc February 18, 2008

Koah

Aboslutely gorgeous, amazing body, super-intelligent, ultra funny, and most perfect woman on the face of the planet.

Koah is someone I thought could never be more than fiction.

by mittens1979 February 3, 2010

klohie

Klohie is the cutest person you will ever meet and she is loyal and caring

klohie is soooo cute

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Klophaus

\ˈkläphau̇s\
1. A momentary lash out provoked by another man, woman, child, horse, or inanimate object.
2. A controversial term referring to the complete disregard for a Montreal fan.

Billy - "Dude did you hear that Big Tex burned down!"
Bobby - "Dude I have something to tell you:("
Billy - "Bobbyy!?!"
Bobby - "It was staring at me with those big wooden eyes, I had a moment of un-clarity"
Billy - "You killed Big Tex!"
Bobby - "No bobby, I Klophaused him. He had it coming"

by SloppyKloppy April 13, 2013

kloanbone

A person you sleep with because they look like your ex.
As defined in: Eskimos Have A Word For Every Dating Situation at 1:27

"Hey man, are you hanging out with that girl because she looks like your ex?"
"Yeah, she's a kloanbone"

by SomeCanadianGuy February 4, 2016