Klinka

Klinka is the poo that gets stuck to a sheeps arse

That chocolate round your face looks like Klinka

by Hori Tilton January 20, 2011

klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

klinkin'

n. The sound made by the various gold accessories of a frightened, shivering black person.

"Tyrone, why you be klinkin'?"

by Brandean McMan June 16, 2007

Mr Klinkhammer

The shitty ass vice principal of gems American academy who probably shares more traits with fucking slender man than he does with humans.

Holy shit, that man is almost as bad as Mr Klinkhammer.

by Louloulibnene October 28, 2018

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006

klick

Canadian slang for kilometre - either speed or distance.

Distance: Hamilton is about 50 klicks from Toronto.
Speed: I was doing about a 120 klicks.

by Beowulf_cam February 14, 2005