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Klickitat
Klickitat is a noun or adjective abbreviated from the phrase "click-a-tattoo." Klickitat is a low quality tattoo that looks like the person may have ordered it on a cheap online store or "clicked a tattoo." Usually tattoos of numbers (eg. 10642), dragons (excluding tattoos depicting famous dragons such as Smog or Puff) and Japanese characters (eg. hope, love etc.) are klickitat.
Mark: Hey Bethany, check out that girl's tattoo on her foot. I think it says, "10642." Oh wait, I read that backwards.
Bethany: Like, shut up, Mark. That is sooooooooooo klickitat. It looks like she ordered it straight from klickitat.com. Do you even, like, have good taste anyway?
Mark: I think that's a sweet tattoo; she probably got it done at Deep Roots; they do some good work.
Bethany: Like, shut up, Mark. That is sooooooooooo klickitat. It looks like she ordered it straight from klickitat.com. Do you even, like, have good taste anyway?
Mark: I think that's a sweet tattoo; she probably got it done at Deep Roots; they do some good work.
Klickitat by OnTheWayToBlues October 28, 2009
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Klickitat Corndog
A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.
Klickitat Corndog by anonymous June 7, 2025
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