Kleiman

A genius.

He's a regular Kleiman.

by Helping fellow October 18, 2008

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.

"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*

by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005

Tristan Kleemann

A German male who is quite fond of the sport "Tennis". He also enjoys tea and crumpets while stuffing down an enjoyable steak sandwich that was made by his father. He also has a great grandfather who happens to be a nazi and a great-great-grandfather who was a Chinese emperor. He is known to sleep around with several men such as Aidan Maughan, Alexander Prodromidis, and Henry Starr (H).

Tristan Kleemann requested to passionately kiss me on the mouth and then proceed to make sweet love

by Fungles November 22, 2021

Kleinsman

Someone with untold amounts of Swag. If a person is a Kleinsman they are so swaggerfic that girls fall at their feet.

Brooooooooooo that chick was keen as on you, you're such a Kleinsman

by StephenCranney June 1, 2011

Kleindan

A polyurethane condom made for someone allergic to latex.

"Always wear a kleindan"
"The kleindan broke last night"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring a kleindan to the orgy."

by herschism July 9, 2009