kaplunk

a person who parties a lot and i mean a LOT, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris

"yo its so kaplunk dude" "yaa"

by tonysmoney December 12, 2013

Kaplunked

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

by Nutboulder May 12, 2019

kaplunk

the sound thats made when you jump into a pool or drop a fat shit in the toilet.

John: I took a fat shit and it went kaplunk
Mark: Stop telin me bout your shits

by LuhPerc January 27, 2023

Kluplunkered

Completely exhausted; weak or disoriented. Not able to make any mental complex decisions or make sense of much.

“I am totally kluplunkered after that workout”
“The test left me kluplunckered”

by Wordssgal December 8, 2023