Kittenzoned

When a girl that has a boyfriend or has no romantic interest in you says you are cute or adorable like a kitten or a similar cute, small, and furry animal.

It's similar to being put in the friendzone but better.

Girl with platonic feelings: Aw, you're so adorable.
Boy with a secret awkward crush: How so?
Girl with platonic feelings: Like a kitten or lemur!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: Uh...hah...? Thanks...
Interlocuter: Oh no! You've been kittenzoned!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: At least we're friends and I'm cute?

by DollaTreeVitamins May 2, 2013

kittenfreude

Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.

Steve had a feeling of kittenfreude, when he scared the crap outta Fluffers with a cucumber.

by Polyester.Specter February 15, 2017

kittenyoons

they are the #1 sope stan. Everything they say, SPILLS <3 he posts amazing edits, and she was NEVER A FLOP !!

Kittenyoons is the best tiktoker

by luvseok August 18, 2021

Kittentits

A pet name. Combination of calling someone a kitten (cute and nice) and politely commenting on their bosom. When you want to compliment a sugar tits who is nice and cute as well.

How's it going kittentits?" "Aww, you're so sweet

by Chakrahn June 24, 2011

Kittenfest

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.

Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.

by CATday June 12, 2011

kittenpetter

One who displays loser-like qualities; one who sucks at pretty much anything; one who pets kittens.

Patricles: Dude, you just got killed 5 straight times in Halo,you are such a kittenpetter.
Michelle: You know what, you're a black kitten petter!
Crowd: oooooo, that's the worst kind.

Kittenpetter easily takes the place of the word "noob."

by Michael Bracey October 2, 2007

Kitten~The~Evil

1. Famous 21st century woman known for forcing cats to mate, creating ev0l plans and running successful Moderator President campaigns.

2.

When large gangs of cats starting roaming the streets and attacking innocent civilians, everyone suspected Kitten~The~Evil was behind it.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003