Kirsty (kə sti )
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Person One: "Who's that beautiful girl who just tripped over her own feet?"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
by LexiconDoctor March 30, 2016
Kirsty is smart beautiful and knows how to have fun, but gets confused by difficult situations, she loves to dance,read and cwtch when the time is right, she dislikes public affections but if she likes you enough you might be lucky to get a kiss, she smells awesome all the time and you can't but help smell the pillow after shes gone.
by H.R The one and only April 29, 2012
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by The coolmeister February 27, 2004
A gorgeous, beautiful girl who all the guys want to be with. She always had a lot of friends and all of them wish they could be her. She is daring and courageous and the life of the party. She may be prone to accidents, but she doesn't let that stop her. Her blue eyes will melt guys hearts.
Person 1: Have you seen that beautiful girl?
Person 2: Ya that's who I've been trying to get with. That's Kirstie.
Person 2: Ya that's who I've been trying to get with. That's Kirstie.
by K114 April 6, 2011
Kirsty-Is a very down to eath soul, very caring,kind and considerate. She is adorable and cute. She possess a great compassion for those less fortunate than herself. Loyal as a friend and will be there to listen to them when the s*it hits the fan.
by isiren27 March 9, 2012