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A place in Washington where everyone there wishes to be like everyone from Redmond and wants to be rich like them. Where Lake Washington High School fails at sports, and constantly wishes to be so much like Redmond High school. Where people who dont work at Microsoft live. A place for a Redmond wannabe.
Damn i wish Kirkland was as good Redmond!

"Where is Kirkland?" "You know, next to Redmond, where the wannabes are!" "oh yah!"
Kirkland by Redmond FOREVER January 1, 2012
The Republic of Kirkland. Home to the land of the Charlie Kirks.
The Republic of Kirkland is home to the Charlie Kirks, an ethnic group iconic for having the facial features of Charlie Kirk.
Kirkland by archiveduser12262025 December 16, 2025

Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

kirkland's 

Merchandise from the premiere club of Costco.
Example 1 -
Man 1: I see you got yo Kirkland's on! Nice!
Man 2: Yeah, this shit is the shit.

Example 2 -
Husband: What kind of chicken is this?
Wife: Fool, this is Kirkland's!
kirkland's by meatwadspimplady13 February 7, 2010

Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.
Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.
Kirkland wet wipe by Hufrtd August 8, 2015

Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.
New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!
Kirkland, WA by Wataxnay November 23, 2010