Kloot

A religion based around the teachings of the ancient philosopher Klootithious. These lessons dictate one dedicates his or her life to being content with what they are handed. A Kloot loves sleep and their beloved bed (Cash Spot) and always opts to take the chill way out.

I was gunna get mad that my car got totalled but hey man, I'm just a Kloot.

by kybo321 October 21, 2010

Klootzak

One who invests in a SCAM company...

I can't believe spag bought family. She is such a Klootzak.

by pig reverse December 28, 2005

klootviool

A cuntviolin.

Did you saw how David was dressed last night? Such a klootviool.

by Ozonlaag January 1, 2018

khroot

The Word Khroot is more of a sound then it is a word, it is a word which summary’s all bad words into one

Watta Khroot
He is such a Khroot

by Fairfield informant August 29, 2022

Klooter

Someone born with their head up their ass and all they see is shit.

If that Klooter gets his head out of his ass, he'll see less shit.

by DFX1057 June 12, 2023

Klootzak

It means asshole in Dutch. Nah im just kidding it means hi, say it to everyone new you meet in the Netherlands

"Klootzak, whats up?"

by Drysrt February 8, 2024

Kaloot

Kaloot means shit or faeces in Libyan

Person 1 : *knocks bathroom door*
Person 2 : it's meeee
Person 1 : kbeer ( big ) or sgheer ( small ) ?
Person 2 : Kaloot ( big )

by anonymous May 4, 2024