by David from Kingsbury January 27, 2004
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One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.
One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.
Hey bro we got tickets to Kevin Hart stand up you wanna come?
No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man
No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man
by Henry Davis June 9, 2020
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pr:, "Key-shell", "Ka-shell", "K'Shell". Common mispronunciations include "Ker-shell", "Ker-chell", "Ka-chell-ee".
Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!"..
The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981.
The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle".
1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome.
2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.
3. One who watches the watchers.
4. The mother to a child prodigy.
5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.
6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names.
7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
Often misunderstood as "Michelle" or "Rachelle" whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: "No, it's Keichelle - it's like Michelle, but with a "K"!!!!"..
The term "Keichelle" is not to be confused with the similar "Keichelle the Locktician." Keichelles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. Please do not call and ask her to. While there are over 13 known Keichelles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original Keichelle nature. The first Keichelle known to the United States became established in early 1981.
The following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term "Keichelle".
1. An American girl who is hella-uber awesome.
2. One who has two genetically different sets of DNA due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.
3. One who watches the watchers.
4. The mother to a child prodigy.
5. One who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.
6. One who has equally difficult-to-pronounce middle and last names.
7. One who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
1. One might state to another person "She's hella-uber awesome!" Where as the one spoken to would reply: "Well duh, she is Keichelle!"
2. In an unusual circumstance one might say: "Where did the other twin go?..... Um..... Keichelle?!??"
3. Those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: "Damn it Keichelle! You ruined everything!"
4. A small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, "Mommy? MOOOOMmy? Ma- ma?" Where as the father of the child will exclaim: "Keichelle, your son is calling you!"
5. A pet owner can often be found saying "Oh dear, Fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. Time to call Keichelle!"
6. People with equally or more difficult to pronounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or German/Romanian Origins present in each name.
7. People in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. One groomer may say to the other: "Uh- what is this???" where by the other groomers will reply, "Oh that was just Keichelle again. There were no dogs last night from 4:30 PM to 9PM."
2. In an unusual circumstance one might say: "Where did the other twin go?..... Um..... Keichelle?!??"
3. Those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: "Damn it Keichelle! You ruined everything!"
4. A small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, "Mommy? MOOOOMmy? Ma- ma?" Where as the father of the child will exclaim: "Keichelle, your son is calling you!"
5. A pet owner can often be found saying "Oh dear, Fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. Time to call Keichelle!"
6. People with equally or more difficult to pronounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or German/Romanian Origins present in each name.
7. People in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. One groomer may say to the other: "Uh- what is this???" where by the other groomers will reply, "Oh that was just Keichelle again. There were no dogs last night from 4:30 PM to 9PM."
by CenturianPonii February 3, 2010
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"What are kevick fundeez??"
"How do you not know what kevick fundeez are?"
"I don't know, what are they though???"
"It's just unbelievable how you don't know"
"WHAT IS IT???"
"I just don't understand how you don't know man."
"What are kevick fundeez??"
"How do you not know what kevick fundeez are?"
"I don't know, what are they though???"
"It's just unbelievable how you don't know"
"WHAT IS IT???"
"I just don't understand how you don't know man."
by CannibalClark October 13, 2019
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Parents act like heaven has visited you itself when you get in just for you to come out of year 11 with your mental health completely obliterated.
The FEMALE teachers don’t let you go to the bathroom even on your period and the PE teacher doesn’t let anyone even leave the room and makes people participate even if they’re appendix is bursting.
Not to mention the school is literally older than the queen herself (rip lizzie my headmaster sobbed and had a whole impromptu assembly for you) and is literally crumbling as we speak but can’t be fixed bc it’s a “listed building” and the school apparently don’t have that type of money. They act like your lanyard is your heart and throw a tantrum when you don’t have it within a 5 centimetre radius of you. They give you 3 pieces of homework for different subjects every single day without fail all due for 7 exact days afterwards.
Pros of KEVIHS: you get to go home early every other wednesday (thank fuck)
some of the teachers slay
Cons of KEVIHS:
Crusty Aston boys on the green bus (one took his socks off to wiggle his toes in front of a poor year 7)
ugly ass teachers
only 12 subjects on the whole curriculum (or maybe even less)
it’s every woman for herself the minute you get in
moral of the story: it’s shit, don’t go there, stay safe girlypops
Parents act like heaven has visited you itself when you get in just for you to come out of year 11 with your mental health completely obliterated.
The FEMALE teachers don’t let you go to the bathroom even on your period and the PE teacher doesn’t let anyone even leave the room and makes people participate even if they’re appendix is bursting.
Not to mention the school is literally older than the queen herself (rip lizzie my headmaster sobbed and had a whole impromptu assembly for you) and is literally crumbling as we speak but can’t be fixed bc it’s a “listed building” and the school apparently don’t have that type of money. They act like your lanyard is your heart and throw a tantrum when you don’t have it within a 5 centimetre radius of you. They give you 3 pieces of homework for different subjects every single day without fail all due for 7 exact days afterwards.
Pros of KEVIHS: you get to go home early every other wednesday (thank fuck)
some of the teachers slay
Cons of KEVIHS:
Crusty Aston boys on the green bus (one took his socks off to wiggle his toes in front of a poor year 7)
ugly ass teachers
only 12 subjects on the whole curriculum (or maybe even less)
it’s every woman for herself the minute you get in
moral of the story: it’s shit, don’t go there, stay safe girlypops
by islaysohard September 20, 2022
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Person A: Kenichi Matsuyama played L so well in the Death Note live-action!
Person B: I know! They had a great cast for that!
Person B: I know! They had a great cast for that!
by forbalathegreen September 27, 2009
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Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy
by Baku Goose July 13, 2009
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