kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Kesler-bomb

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.

Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.

by pucklady March 31, 2011

Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

by J funktacular June 10, 2013

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Brey Keller

Ugly kid from Wainwright Alberta

No one likes him

That kid over there is such a Brey Keller

by JesusIronMan June 15, 2019

keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013