kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the people of or the nation state of Kekistan.

A- Oh god that frog statue is so hot..
B- Fuck are you a kekisexual?
A- Yep.

by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

kleptosexual

One who engages in the theft of virginity.

Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual.

by Brad March 22, 2005

Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

kekisexual

immense sexual attraction to the nation state or peoples of kekistan. this sexuality is highly ridiculed by the lgbtquia+ community due to the leanings of native kekistanis branding Kek's chosen people as nazis and any who agree as nazis.

A- Hey I like that guy with the green flag.
B- You like kekistanis?!?! Filthy kekisexual Naziiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gayest of Rays January 30, 2019

katesexual

people who are attracted to only kate walsh.

“omg i love kate walsh.”

“so you’re katesexual?”

by kcj3198 December 31, 2020

kiosexual

When you think your in love with one of the not so famous but famous Kio Cyr, it’s called kiosexual. Kio Cyr if you see this I’m Kiosexual

Me: I think I’m in love with Kio Cyr, but I’m not sure
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!

by Annalyselove1 January 21, 2021