KES

The most coolest people to walk the earth. It is part of a religion.
These people dont like queer assholes who pretend to be gay then decide they are straight the next day and gonna get stabbed. To sum our memories up in one word it would be - herroikirryoufamirayduckmymumandcallherbrendaemiraykatyandsteverrnflidaphilingjewratwhores ;)

K- we must all pray to the best religion of all.. KES
E- all hail KES!
S- mmm Cake.

by EMIRAAAAY:D October 1, 2011

Kes

Kes is a beautiful and amazing girl who everybody loves. She is loud and hilarious, and can seem kinda scary at times, but once you get to know her she is the most kind, caring and loving girl you'll ever meet, and will always be there for you when you need it most. Kes listens to heavy-metal and screamo music, and she is very defensive about this, she also thinks religion is a load of bullocks. Everybody loves Kes, because she is just so amazing!

Tyler annoys her. <3

Girl 1: Who is that girl over there?
Girl 2: The really pretty one running around screaming 'YOU'D FUCK LIKE A.. WHOOOOOOOOOORE'?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's gorgeous, she can get in my panties anyay, so who is she?
Girl 3: THAT'S KES, AND SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND! She is alaso a slimy git :D

by Bec Loves Kes :D October 8, 2011

Kes

The stuffed bird on BO' Selectas'craig davids'arm.

Jeremy Stone

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004

Kes

Kes is extremely stupid and is dyslexic.
He is a registered sex offender and has committed tax fraud on several occasions.

Help kes is chasing me

by Bigböy February 5, 2019

Kes

Another way to say 'I dont give a shit.'

'Hey, I want all of you to send me the homework by tomorrow,' said the teacher.

'Kes,' said the rebellious kids in class in unison.

by Gap but not gay October 24, 2017

kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

by Mike Hunt October 31, 2003

Kes

Absolutely unique at everything, excellent with women , smooth,funny ,can cook ,loved by all

Kes could make me orgasm with ease just by looking at him

by Hfifnfnd October 6, 2023