After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.
**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
by brian33337 October 14, 2023
A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.
by FishMan55 July 24, 2009
Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
by Thunderwulf June 20, 2005
by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010
Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.
by spraymond March 4, 2016