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kennelhead

A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.
You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018
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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 7, 2010
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kennel

-verb

A command to go and stay in a kennel.

Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1
Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!"
Craft: "Kennel."

Example 2
Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!"
Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."
by Turtle Farmer August 25, 2010
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
by PORNBOT May 12, 2010
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kennieth

Kennieth is a perfect gentleman. Sweet and every women's prince charming.
Kennieth open the door for his girl.
by noony2014 December 24, 2014
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in the kennel

To be a furry but not out as furry. Sort of like "in the closet" is to queer.
Man, she's so far in the kennel, she's already wearing a collar!

Wow, he's so far in the kennel, he's in Narnia!
by PoikSpirit October 19, 2010
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Kennie

Kennie is the most handsome, kind, caring, man ever. He helps old ladies cross the street and makes grandpa feel like he’s not the one getting help when he actually is. He’s an amazing lover with gorgeous eyes and the sexiest smile ever. He is hilarious and is always making up inappropriate lyrics to popular songs. He cooks and cleans and takes care of business. And by business I mean his lady...in bed.
I was walking down the street when I heard a man singing about busting a nut on some chicks ankle and just knew Kennie was somewhere near
by Kinktastic December 5, 2018
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