Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."
Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"
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“twt is so dry”
“well you aren’t moots w twarrie gc are you then?”
“who’s in that?”
“kellanahi! kenny elle and anahi”
“omg i’m such a loser compared to them”
“well you aren’t moots w twarrie gc are you then?”
“who’s in that?”
“kellanahi! kenny elle and anahi”
“omg i’m such a loser compared to them”
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yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on
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