A funny, witty, and charming fellow named Ken or Kenny who is quietly brilliant, but likes to portray himself as the alpha male.
Like a dirty dogg, he likes his bitches and goes nuts when he catches the scent of one in heat. Known as a womanizer or a true Lothario, he has a hard time keeping his 'pen in the desk'. Or... he finds it difficult to keep his 'sword in the scabbard'. Put another way, he struggles to keep his 'snake in the grass'. To put it in words that he understands- the greatest challenge he faces is keeping his 'dogg in the bun'...
A HUGE fan of Rap music, he is reminiscent of B-rad in 'Malibu's Most Wanted', and is known by those who meet him as one truly hip wigga. His arrival is almost always announced by his beat which is usually thumping from his loud amp and top of the line speaker system. This dogg only listens to the best sound.
He is fiercely competitive and sees game in everything. And being extremely talented he usually comes out as the 'top dogg'!
This roving rover appears to travel lightly and doesnt put down roots too deeply. He is able to navigate from group to group and scene to scene with ease. Although he truly shows his canine nature when it comes to his best friend- to whom he has truly bonded. And, of course, vice versa.
Like a dirty dogg, he likes his bitches and goes nuts when he catches the scent of one in heat. Known as a womanizer or a true Lothario, he has a hard time keeping his 'pen in the desk'. Or... he finds it difficult to keep his 'sword in the scabbard'. Put another way, he struggles to keep his 'snake in the grass'. To put it in words that he understands- the greatest challenge he faces is keeping his 'dogg in the bun'...
A HUGE fan of Rap music, he is reminiscent of B-rad in 'Malibu's Most Wanted', and is known by those who meet him as one truly hip wigga. His arrival is almost always announced by his beat which is usually thumping from his loud amp and top of the line speaker system. This dogg only listens to the best sound.
He is fiercely competitive and sees game in everything. And being extremely talented he usually comes out as the 'top dogg'!
This roving rover appears to travel lightly and doesnt put down roots too deeply. He is able to navigate from group to group and scene to scene with ease. Although he truly shows his canine nature when it comes to his best friend- to whom he has truly bonded. And, of course, vice versa.
That Kendogg is a true pool playa! He knocks his balls in the pockets on and off the table and is always seen with his stick in his hand!
by Writewirks April 3, 2016
Get the Kendogg mug.When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
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she’s a total crackhead that never knows what’s going on, she’s funny af without trying to be, and she’s sweet beautiful and kind once you get her as a friend never let her go.
by crackhead30 August 5, 2019
Get the kelsdog mug.Kevdog is a American Mythological God known for his humility and incredible feats. With a reputation for defeating foes such as Babys, Kevdog has captured the hearts of many. His popular catchphrases, including "No Excuses" and "years to train," have become synonymous with his inspirational persona.
Kevdog's journey began on October 1, 2013, when his channel first emerged. However, it wasn't until early July 12, 2021, that he ventured into the realm of YouTube shorts. Starting with videos like "trying to beat celebs max" and "hip thrusting nikcado avocado weight,"
His rise to popularity stems from his trend of "humbling people." Through his videos, Kevdog showcases his strength by outlifting others, starting with his debut video "trying to beat cartoon guys maxes." and his first randition of Humbling people was in a short titled "enter kevdog" where he first unleashed his iconic catchphrases.
Kevdog's unique approach to humbling people is evident in his diverse shorts. From humbling Quagmire's PP lift to showcasing greater flexibility than kids, out hip thrusting others, humbling a polar bear, and even humbling people with a partner, he continually pushes the boundaries.
Join Kevdog on his extraordinary journey of humility, strength, and inspiration. Prepare to be amazed as he continues to captivate audiences and spread his message of perseverance and self-improvement.
Kevdog's journey began on October 1, 2013, when his channel first emerged. However, it wasn't until early July 12, 2021, that he ventured into the realm of YouTube shorts. Starting with videos like "trying to beat celebs max" and "hip thrusting nikcado avocado weight,"
His rise to popularity stems from his trend of "humbling people." Through his videos, Kevdog showcases his strength by outlifting others, starting with his debut video "trying to beat cartoon guys maxes." and his first randition of Humbling people was in a short titled "enter kevdog" where he first unleashed his iconic catchphrases.
Kevdog's unique approach to humbling people is evident in his diverse shorts. From humbling Quagmire's PP lift to showcasing greater flexibility than kids, out hip thrusting others, humbling a polar bear, and even humbling people with a partner, he continually pushes the boundaries.
Join Kevdog on his extraordinary journey of humility, strength, and inspiration. Prepare to be amazed as he continues to captivate audiences and spread his message of perseverance and self-improvement.
by Eterniger October 6, 2023
Get the Kevdog mug.(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry
Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
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